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johngreenismypatronus:


A New York Times’ best-selling author, ladies and gentlemen … Oh, John. <3

If John can wear his pajamas out to the liquor store, I can wear them to school. 

johngreenismypatronus:

A New York Times’ best-selling author, ladies and gentlemen … Oh, John. <3

If John can wear his pajamas out to the liquor store, I can wear them to school. 

(Source: savedbyjohngreen, via blainetanhands)

lacigreen:

(Source: dirtyhands-cleansouls)

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tinychickendisease:

“Go to Barnes and Noble and See Who’s on the Young Adult Romance Shelf” by Hank Green

What did you think of the movie adaptation?

  • Harry Potter/Twilight/Hunger Games Fans: They cut out a few parts, but we'll live.
  • Percy Jackson/Inheritance Cycle/A Series of Unfortunate Events Fans: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
  • Avatar fans: THERE WAS NEVER A MOVIE, GET IT? NEVER!!
  • Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
  • Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
  • Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
  • Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.

ishipjohnlock247:

THIS IS MY FIRST SHERLOCK GIVEAWAY ………… I wanted to say a massive ” thank you ” to everyone

what you’ll be getting:

Sherlock & John “signed” photo 

Set of isle of Guernsey commemorative stamps ( 1993 ) 

Selection of Sherlock badges

* * * * locked coaster 


the rules are:

you can reblog as many times as you like, of course you don’t have to follow me but I’d love it if you did :b

your ask box must be open so I can let you know you’ve won & you need to be willing to let me have your name & address ( I will post anywhere in the world )

the closing date will be FRIDAY 1ST JUNE 

the winner will be picked by random number generator 

                                                            ………………

good luck xx



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No envelope is safe.

No envelope is safe.

(Source: paintbubbles, via swanthief)

madameshocking:

bagelsandtokens:

beneca-crane:

riseuplikeangels:











It’s funny because Americans wont get it

OHMYGOD THIS IS AMAZING. 

it took me a second, but…FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY

This is the best thing ever okay? Okay.

I DON’T GET IT EITHER! I’m Italian, I want to laugh too… ;n;

i DON’T GET IT CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN I WANT TO LOL TOO.

I feel like I should explain but I sort of want it to be an epic inside joke.

NO-ONE EXPLAIN IT THE FACT ONLY BRITISH PEOPLE UNDERSTAND MAKES IT TWICE AS FUNNY

God I love puns


ahglkdshglkdhflkshglkdhf gfI’M NOT EVEN BRITISH BUT I GET IT AND OMFG DYING

I AM DYING SEND HELP. 
I have to do this one day. XD

I’M NOT BRITISH! OMFG! *dead*

I’m not British, but I totally get this. That’s good, right? XD

madameshocking:

bagelsandtokens:

beneca-crane:

riseuplikeangels:

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

OHMYGOD THIS IS AMAZING. 


it took me a second, but…FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY

This is the best thing ever okay? Okay.

I DON’T GET IT EITHER! I’m Italian, I want to laugh too… ;n;

i DON’T GET IT CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN I WANT TO LOL TOO.

I feel like I should explain but I sort of want it to be an epic inside joke.

NO-ONE EXPLAIN IT THE FACT ONLY BRITISH PEOPLE UNDERSTAND MAKES IT TWICE AS FUNNY

God I love puns

ahglkdshglkdhflkshglkdhf gfI’M NOT EVEN BRITISH BUT I GET IT AND OMFG DYING

I AM DYING SEND HELP. 

I have to do this one day. XD

I’M NOT BRITISH! OMFG! *dead*

I’m not British, but I totally get this. That’s good, right? XD

(Source: yugoslavic, via sexlock)

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fyalexday:

buthebabyunicorn:

The evolution of Alex Day’s clothing.






I actually really like the way he dresses

fyalexday:

buthebabyunicorn:

The evolution of Alex Day’s clothing.

I actually really like the way he dresses

(Source: edwrad, via ohitsjustkim)

tikken:

And believe me I am still alive

I’m doing science and I’m still alive

I feel fantastic and I’m still alive

While you’re dying I’ll be still alive

And when you’re dead I will be still alive

Still alive


Still alive.

distinctmemory:

sweet jesus

(Source: albotas, via theherocanbreathe)

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